"Her bazoongies were sources of food now and just not allowed for any extracurricular activity…"
Who needs a special motel just for parents?
Sure bouncy houses and slides are fun, but this one is also disturbing and hilarious.
Do you lie to your kids???
Here are 19 lies The Daddy Files tells his poor, defenseless kids…
Seriously. This is the best 5 minutes you’ll spend on the internet all week.
A perfect way to start your weekend.
You are such a smiley baby, Arden. When you wake up, you give your mama the best smiles. They’re full-body grins. I love the bond you two already have.
Hey everyone who follows us. This is for you. Thanks for making this fun. via Instagram http://bit.ly/1lGeodd
The tickle force is strong with Daddy Darth Vader…
Happy Friday! Tag or share this with the person you take a nerd bullet for!
The moment my son said exactly what I’ve always wanted to hear…
Oh, you know. Just hanging out. Talking about #nfsmovie & seeing lots of @vineapp stars. via Instagram http://bit.ly/1jYc0ve